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Taylor Kim, August 2026: Tesla RSUs and a Simple Plan

Fiction and education, not advice. See our Disclaimer.

This is fiction. Taylor Kim is a made-up long-time Tesla employee. We do not know, and are not using, real Tesla compensation, bands, or RSU grants. The salary, vesting, and account balances below are invented, labeled as such, and used only to talk about concentration risk in educational language. This is not a recommendation to buy, sell, or hold Tesla stock or any fund.

Taylor is 41, lives in the Bay Area (rent, not a purchase — the down payment kept losing to “the stock might go up”), and has been at the company long enough that refreshers and a couple of good vesting years turned into a net worth that is mostly one ticker. That is the story. It is a common tech-worker plot. It is also how people get their stomachs handed to them.

Invented compensation snapshot (not real Tesla numbers)

Item Fictional figure
Base salary $195,000
August take-home (after 401(k), tax, benefits) $9,420
RSU vest this month (gross, made-up share count × a made-up price) $14,800
Withheld for tax on the vest (approx.) −$3,256
Net shares / cash leftover from vest, still in employer stock ~$11,544

Again: those figures are props. Real grants, prices, and withholding vary wildly by level, location, and year. Do not reverse-engineer a band from a blog character.

August 2026 cash flow (fictional)

Category In Out
Paycheck take-home (2 pays) $9,420
Rent + utilities $3,650
Food, gas, transit, life $1,280
Automatic taxable index-fund draft $1,000
Extra 401(k) already out of gross (in take-home)
Student loan leftover (refi, fictional) $220
Net to checking +$3,270 before treating the vest as “spendable”

Net worth, August 31, 2026 (fictional)

Item Amount
Checking + HYSA $28,400
401(k) (mostly target-date fund) $241,000
Taxable index funds (automatic buys over 3 years) $62,800
Employer stock (RSUs held, fictional) $410,000
Car $18,000
Student loan −$8,900
Net worth $751,300

Do the ugly percentage: employer stock is more than half of the net worth. The 401(k) and the automatic index buys are the diversification already in motion. They are also smaller than the pile that vests into the same name on the building.

The educational theme, not a trade

Classroom version: income from one employer plus a large position in that employer’s stock is concentrated risk. A broad index fund (S&P 500 or total market) is one common way people describe spreading that risk over time. Selling can create taxes. Holding can create a single-stock hole. There is no free plot twist.

Taylor’s “simple plan” in this story is mechanical: keep the 401(k) in a target-date fund, keep the $1,000 automatic index draft, and — in later months — decide whether newly vested shares get sold on a schedule. That decision is for a fictional character and, in real life, for a licensed advisor who can see a real tax return. Not for a blog.

Follow Taylor in their category. Background reading: Why We Keep Coming Back to Automatic S&P 500 Investing.

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